Sentient globules of fat encased in chitin. They need the fat of other beings to survive. For some unknown reason, they float and have dozens of tentacles. If they stay still for too long, they turn rancid and die. They look like a snow man made out of two balls, one giant blob for the body, one smaller one for the head. They came into being due to a tragic accident involving a wizard with a love for FBLs, a mosquito, and a whole lot of magical energy. That same accident created the Spaghettine.